Jesse Pollak

Pesse Jollak

We herre for teh tek

Pesse Jollak is baise contributa numba 010, he buildin best blokchain in tha world Pesse has one missiun – buidl buidl buidl, With neuw layerr update epi 4215, fee is low and BAISE SZN is heer

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About us

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Pesse Jollak, affectionately known as baise contributa numba 010, is at the helm of revolutionizing the blockchain landscape. With an unwavering dedication to his craft, Pesse is on a relentless mission to build the best blockchain the world has ever seen.

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Surpechian!

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How To Buy

Supah baised

CREATE A WALLET
Download Metamask or your wallet of choice from the app store or Google Play for free. Desktop users, download the Google Chrome extension by going to Metamask.

GET SOME ETH

Have ETH in your wallet to switch to Pesse Jollak. If you don’t have any ETH, you can buy directly on Metamask, transfer from another wallet, or buy on another exchange and send it to your wallet.

GO TO UNISWAP

Connect to UNISWAP. Go to UNISWAP in google chrome or on the browser inside your Metamask app. Connect your wallet. Paste the Pesse Jollak token address into Uniswap, select Pesse Jollak, and confirm. When Metamask prompts you for a wallet signature, sign.

SWAP

Switch ETH for $PESSE. We have 0% tax so keep in mind to use the lowest amount of slippage to avoid getting sandwiched!

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Pesse making code thingy

No taim for sliep, buidl olny

Holdin $PESSE gives you boosta:

+69 to retardio
+010 to coding tingy skill
+420 to style
+9999 to baiseness

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